Worst Offer Ever?
I wish I’d had my camera with me a week or two ago. A local grocery store had this special offer:
SHRIMP
BUY 1, GET 2
Limit 2
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I suspect the limit is on the “buy 1” part, thus limiting you in effect to buying 2 and getting 4.
Not sure what the better way to put that would be that wouldn’t be too verbose…
Comment by Sigivald — Friday: February 4, 2011 @ 12:56 PM GMT-0500
Right out of Confucious–“If names be not correct. . .the people will not know to move hand nor foot.”
The better way to write the ad is simple: “Limit–Two Offers.”
Comment by Lou Gots — Wednesday: February 9, 2011 @ 9:00 PM GMT-0500