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Tuesday: November 11, 2008

Legal Advice

Filed under: — site admin @ 12:05 AM UTC

When arrested for public urination,* demand to be tried by a jury of your peers. Try not to smirk too obviously when pronouncing the last word.

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*This was the commonest charge listed in the police report column of the campus newspaper at a certain midwestern university where I once worked. (The second commonest was couch burning.)

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