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Tuesday: November 11, 2008Legal AdviceFiled under: — site admin @ 12:05 AM GMT-0500
When arrested for public urination,* demand to be tried by a jury of your peers. Try not to smirk too obviously when pronouncing the last word. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – *This was the commonest charge listed in the police report column of the campus newspaper at a certain midwestern university where I once worked. (The second commonest was couch burning.) No Comments »No comments yet. RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI Leave a comment |
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