{"id":311,"date":"2007-07-21T19:19:10","date_gmt":"2007-07-22T00:19:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/?p=311"},"modified":"2007-09-03T16:32:38","modified_gmt":"2007-09-03T20:32:38","slug":"more-wilkie-collins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/?p=311","title":{"rendered":"More Wilkie Collins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some quotations from <em>The Guilty River<\/em> (1886):<\/p>\n<p>1. The hero&#8217;s stepmother describes their Member of Parliament, who has been unlucky in love (VI):<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;. . . quite broken-hearted about Lady Lena; gone away to America to shoot bears.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>2. The hero on himself (VII):<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The habits that I had contracted, among my student friends in Germany, made tobacco and beer necessary accompaniments to the process of thinking. I had nearly exhausted my cigar, my jug, and my thoughts, when I saw two men approaching me from the end of the terrace.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>3. The (very handsome, and deaf) villain addresses the heroine (XIII):<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Are you one of the few women who dislike an ugly man? Women in general, I can tell you, prefer ugly men. A handsome man matches them on their own ground, and they don&#8217;t like that. &#8216;We are so fond of our ugly husbands; they set us off to such advantage.&#8217; Oh, I don&#8217;t report what they say; I speak the language in which they think.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>4. The hero again (XVII):<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>When the detective police force encounters intelligence instead of stupidity, in seven cases out of ten the detective police force is beaten.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Here are two more quotations from <em>A Rogue&#8217;s Life<\/em> (1856), which I read a few weeks ago:<\/p>\n<p>5. The rogue-narrator lists the principal categories of &#8220;professedly hard-hearted persons&#8221; who will be uninterested in the story of his love for the heroine (VII):<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>. . . monks, misogynists, political economists . . .<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>6. One of the more surprising bits of <em>A Rogue&#8217;s Life<\/em> was the parenthetical description of &#8220;a frugal curate&#8217;s dinner&#8221; (XII):<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>. . . bit of fish, two chops, mashed potatoes, semolina pudding, half-pint of sherry . . .<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That seems like quite a lot for one frugal meal. Perhaps the chops were very small.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some quotations from The Guilty River (1886): 1. The hero&#8217;s stepmother describes their Member of Parliament, who has been unlucky in love (VI): &#8220;. . . quite broken-hearted about Lady Lena; gone away to America to shoot bears.&#8221; 2. The hero on himself (VII): The habits that I had contracted, among my student friends in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what-ive-been-reading"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}