{"id":3,"date":"2005-02-12T19:52:58","date_gmt":"2005-02-13T00:52:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/63.247.138.3\/~drweevil\/?p=3"},"modified":"2007-09-03T16:49:58","modified_gmt":"2007-09-03T20:49:58","slug":"missing-something","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/?p=3","title":{"rendered":"Missing Something?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a long post on Eason Jordan&#146;s resignation, Captain Ed of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.captainsquartersblog.com\/mt\/archives\/003815.php\">Captain&#146;s Quarters<\/a> has a sarcastic remark on the widespread evasion of responsibility for network screwups:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Maybe no one is in charge of news organizations at all; people like Andrew Heyward, Dan Rather, Jordan, and Cramer just sit around their offices and the news holistically appears on your television screens.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>In fact, this is entirely correct, if we insert (&#145;interpolate&#146;) a single syllable before &#145;holistically&#146;. The missing syllable is of course &#145;ass&#146;. (Sorry if this post is a bit crude: I&#146;ve always hated the word holistic.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a long post on Eason Jordan&#146;s resignation, Captain Ed of Captain&#146;s Quarters has a sarcastic remark on the widespread evasion of responsibility for network screwups: Maybe no one is in charge of news organizations at all; people like Andrew Heyward, Dan Rather, Jordan, and Cramer just sit around their offices and the news holistically [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}