{"id":246,"date":"2006-08-27T21:59:35","date_gmt":"2006-08-28T02:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/63.247.138.3\/~drweevil\/?p=246"},"modified":"2007-09-03T17:41:15","modified_gmt":"2007-09-03T21:41:15","slug":"planning-ahead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/?p=246","title":{"rendered":"Planning Ahead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In honor of the timely conversion to Islam of kidnapped Fox reporter Steve Centanni and cameraman Olaf Wiig, Lt Smash, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.indepundit.com\/\">Indepundit<\/a>, is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.indepundit.com\/archive2\/2006\/08\/prayers_answere.html\">calling himself<\/a> Abu Samoud al-Americani.  If we&#8217;re going to pick out our Muslim names in advance, I&#8217;d like to claim Abu Porki al-Koholik for myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In honor of the timely conversion to Islam of kidnapped Fox reporter Steve Centanni and cameraman Olaf Wiig, Lt Smash, the Indepundit, is calling himself Abu Samoud al-Americani. If we&#8217;re going to pick out our Muslim names in advance, I&#8217;d like to claim Abu Porki al-Koholik for myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orbilius","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}