{"id":1190,"date":"2011-12-11T23:58:19","date_gmt":"2011-12-12T04:58:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/?p=1190"},"modified":"2011-12-12T00:00:22","modified_gmt":"2011-12-12T05:00:22","slug":"ifs-ands-and-butts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/?p=1190","title":{"rendered":"Ifs, Ands, and Butts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>If<\/strong> they want to justify their places in the &#8216;About&#8217; paragraph of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.artsjournal.com\/aboutlastnight\/\">About Last Night<\/a>, OGIC (&#8216;Our Girl in Chicago&#8217;) <strong>and<\/strong> CAAF (Carrie Frye) really need to get off their <strong>butts<\/strong>* and write something. It seems like months since either of them has posted, and I for one miss them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>*Or should that be &#8220;get <strong>on<\/strong> their butts&#8221;, since that&#8217;s the usual posture for bloggers?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If they want to justify their places in the &#8216;About&#8217; paragraph of About Last Night, OGIC (&#8216;Our Girl in Chicago&#8217;) and CAAF (Carrie Frye) really need to get off their butts* and write something. It seems like months since either of them has posted, and I for one miss them. &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-metablogular-musings","category-orbilius"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1190"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1195,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190\/revisions\/1195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}