August 27, 2002
Questions For The Happy Couple
Someone named 'truecrystal' in Spoons' comments section beat me to the first part of this joke, but I won't let that stop me:
If Christopher Kanis is 'Spoons', should we call Laura, his new fiancee, 'Forks'? If she joins him in posting, will their blog become the 'Spoons and Forks Experience'? Once they marry, will they rename it the 'SporkBlog'? Will Sekimori provide them with a new, and much tackier, illustration? Just wondering.
Posted by Dr. Weevil at August 27, 2002 10:14 PM
If they have a kid, will they call it the "Sporky"? If it's a girl.. is it sporkette..? Might this not be a new trend in cheerleader names. From silver cutlery to the popm-pom squad..!
Ya think it could be called 'The Fork 'n Spoon Experience'?
Don't you know what "spoons" is? You see, the woman lies on her stomach, as the man positions himself...
Oh, this is a family oriented blog, isn't it?
Suffice it to say that they can remain "spoons" as man and wife :-)
Hmmm... I think we're talking Serving Spoon (Spoons) and Sugar Spoon (Laura), and once they have kids they'll be spoonful. The kids would be baby spoons.
You do realize, of course, that they'll be in the Blog Register and we're all going to have to send them wedding presents. For all we know, his wife may decide to be the Gravy Boat.