July 10, 2002
A Reader Responds

Someone calling himself 'Phat Bat' writes in:

Dear Dr. Weebil,

I have to say this is the most anally retarded website I have ever had the misfortune to come across.


Mr P Bat

Why he feels that he has to say this is unclear, as is so much else in the letter. Does 'anally retarded' mean insufficiently versed in the ins and outs (as it were) of sodomy? Was 'Phat Bat' led here by a Google search on that word, hoping that I could give him some pointers? If so, it's no surprise that he was disappointed, despite a few promising sentences in these posts. Then again, perhaps he was one of those led here recently by Google searches on 'spanking' or 'Arab whores'. Who knows? He's certainly not giving a lot of clues, but then he doesn't seem to have any to spare.

Aside to Phat Bat:

Semi-literate objections like yours just encourage me to keep doing what I do. Don't let a big wad of pixels hit you in the butt on the way out. Oops, I guess if you're reading this it's too late.

Posted by Dr. Weevil at July 10, 2002 02:13 PM

Isn't sending an e-mail like that (especially an illiterate one like that) rather like heckling a comedian at a show?

1) You should expect a retaliation.
2) It won't be nice and
3) Then just don't go!

Doc, you've made a fan outta me..... if nothing else, that response is worth checking on your site every day! I've added a link in my blogroll to your site!

Posted by: Jim on July 10, 2002 04:02 PM

Thanks. I thought it might be too mean, but considering the kind of crap I've been getting (and returning) on various websites and their comment sections as well as in the mail, I couldn't resist. More substantive posts will appear later tonight.

By the way, the spelling in Phat's salutation suggests that he may not know the difference between a Weeble and a Weevil, even with my wallpaper to help him out.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil on July 10, 2002 04:19 PM