{"id":966,"date":"2011-01-20T23:55:42","date_gmt":"2011-01-21T04:55:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/?p=966"},"modified":"2011-01-21T00:03:53","modified_gmt":"2011-01-21T05:03:53","slug":"dear-barnes-and-noble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/?p=966","title":{"rendered":"Dear Barnes and Noble:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Please don&#8217;t send me an e-mail telling me my order is &#8220;on the way&#8221; at 11:18pm if the book was already on my porch when I got home from work roughly seven hours earlier. You do this a lot. On the other hand, it does provide an opportunity to use the word &#8216;otiose&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please don&#8217;t send me an e-mail telling me my order is &#8220;on the way&#8221; at 11:18pm if the book was already on my porch when I got home from work roughly seven hours earlier. You do this a lot. On the other hand, it does provide an opportunity to use the word &#8216;otiose&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orbilius"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=966"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/966\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":971,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/966\/revisions\/971"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}