{"id":39,"date":"2005-05-26T22:05:25","date_gmt":"2005-05-27T03:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/63.247.138.3\/~drweevil\/?p=39"},"modified":"2007-09-03T16:55:28","modified_gmt":"2007-09-03T20:55:28","slug":"eating-ones-own-dogfood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/?p=39","title":{"rendered":"Eating One&#146;s Own Dogfood, I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#146;t recall now where I read this interesting locution, which describes (e.g.) computer programmers who feel morally obligated to use the software they have had a part in coding, even if much better software is available. I wonder whether it has any basis in real life.  Though fictional, Kingsley Amis&#146; account suggests that it does.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Here are some bits from chapter 28 of <em>Ending Up<\/em> (1974), in which minor character Keith visits his mother in an old-folks&#146; home. He has just explained that he is working on an advertising campaign for the manufacturer of Bow-Wow dogfood, Mew catfood, and Chirrup &#147;for budgies&#148;. Mr. Pastry is a dog.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#145;And you&#146;re making up all this man&#146;s advertisements for him, Keith,&#146; said Marigold.<\/p>\n<p>&#145;No, I&#146;m only to do with Bow-Wow. I&#146;m in charge of &#151;&#146;<\/p>\n<p>&#145;Is it good?&#146; asked Adela. &#145;I was thinking Mr Pastry might like it.&#146;<\/p>\n<p>&#145;Mr . . . ? Oh &#151;&#146;  Keith managed to suppress the blasphemy that sprang to his lips as he remembered who Mr Pastry was.  &#145;Er, yes, he probably would.  I&#146;ve had many a worse portion of tinned meat than Bow-Wow. They sell a &#151;&#146;<\/p>\n<p>&#145;You mean you&#146;ve <em>tasted<\/em> it?&#146; asked Marigold.<\/p>\n<p>&#145;Yes, they have what they call quality testing sessions where it&#146;s made, and you&#146;re expected to join in if you happen to be there.  The thing to do is keep to the Bow-Wow side of the room.  Mew&#146;s worth steering clear of unless you&#146;re a cat.  Chirrup&#146;s not bad if you don&#146;t mind a mouthful of seeds and gravel.  Yes, they take a lot of &#151;&#146;<\/p>\n<p>&#145;You&#146;ve <em>eaten<\/em> a <em>dog<\/em> food?&#146; Marigold was exchanging glances of unabated shock, horror, outrage and so forth with Adela.<\/p>\n<p>&#145;Yes,&#146; muttered Keith, muttered that he might not bawl at the top of his voice.  &#145;It&#146;s got to be fit for human consumption, you see, which is why &#151;&#146;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is as good a place as any to stop. It&#146;s been many years since I read the book, but this is one of the passages that made me laugh out loud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#146;t recall now where I read this interesting locution, which describes (e.g.) computer programmers who feel morally obligated to use the software they have had a part in coding, even if much better software is available. I wonder whether it has any basis in real life. Though fictional, Kingsley Amis&#146; account suggests that it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literature"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}