{"id":196,"date":"2006-04-02T20:53:26","date_gmt":"2006-04-03T01:53:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/63.247.138.3\/~drweevil\/?p=196"},"modified":"2007-09-03T18:14:50","modified_gmt":"2007-09-03T22:14:50","slug":"worst-slogan-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/?p=196","title":{"rendered":"Worst Slogan Ever?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Heard on the radio yesterday:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>When you want to get a stranglehold on your day, try Vault.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>With the following T sound, &#147;on your day&#148; sounds almost like &#147;on your date&#148;. I thought for a moment that Vault was aiming at the serial killer demographic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heard on the radio yesterday: When you want to get a stranglehold on your day, try Vault. With the following T sound, &#147;on your day&#148; sounds almost like &#147;on your date&#148;. I thought for a moment that Vault was aiming at the serial killer demographic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orbilius"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}