{"id":153,"date":"2006-01-13T16:56:07","date_gmt":"2006-01-13T21:56:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/63.247.138.3\/~drweevil\/?p=153"},"modified":"2007-09-03T18:25:27","modified_gmt":"2007-09-03T22:25:27","slug":"i-can-can-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/?p=153","title":{"rendered":"I Can. Can You?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I shouldn&#146;t mock, but the second comment on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smalldeadanimals.com\/archives\/003335.html\">this post<\/a> at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smalldeadanimals.com\/\">Small Dead Animals<\/a> reads, in full:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Can you spell W-E-S-T-E-R-N S-E-P-E-R-A-T-I-O-N<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That would be a lot more eloquent if &#145;Colin&#146; had spelled &#145;separation&#146; right.  None of the ensuing 104 comments (so far) has objected.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rule 147<\/strong> for blog commenters: Do not use the words &#147;Can you spell . . .?&#148; unless you can in fact spell the next word or phrase. Including the question mark always helps.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong> (two hours later)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rule 237<\/strong> for bloggers: Do not hit &#145;Save&#146; on a post with a trackback if you&#146;re still fiddling with the text and title.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I shouldn&#146;t mock, but the second comment on this post at Small Dead Animals reads, in full: Can you spell W-E-S-T-E-R-N S-E-P-E-R-A-T-I-O-N That would be a lot more eloquent if &#145;Colin&#146; had spelled &#145;separation&#146; right. None of the ensuing 104 comments (so far) has objected. Rule 147 for blog commenters: Do not use the words [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orbilius"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}