{"id":1264,"date":"2012-08-04T20:44:16","date_gmt":"2012-08-05T01:44:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/?p=1264"},"modified":"2012-08-04T20:44:16","modified_gmt":"2012-08-05T01:44:16","slug":"hmmmm-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/?p=1264","title":{"rendered":"Hmmmm . . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While shopping for groceries this morning, I finally figured out why it always bothers me to see stacked-up bags of dogfood brand-named &#8216;Old Yeller&#8217;. It looks like they really wanted to name it &#8216;Soylent Yeller&#8217;, but were afraid people might figure out what it&#8217;s made out of.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While shopping for groceries this morning, I finally figured out why it always bothers me to see stacked-up bags of dogfood brand-named &#8216;Old Yeller&#8217;. It looks like they really wanted to name it &#8216;Soylent Yeller&#8217;, but were afraid people might figure out what it&#8217;s made out of.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orbilius"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1264"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1265,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1264\/revisions\/1265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}