{"id":1032,"date":"2011-07-16T15:30:44","date_gmt":"2011-07-16T20:30:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/?p=1032"},"modified":"2011-07-16T15:30:44","modified_gmt":"2011-07-16T20:30:44","slug":"gruesome-ambuiguity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/?p=1032","title":{"rendered":"Gruesome Ambuiguity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I saw the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsleader.com\/article\/20110716\/NEWS01\/107160318\/Shelter-shorten-euthanasia-wait\">top story<\/a> in today&#8217;s local paper, my unconscious assumption was that &#8220;shelter&#8221;, not further specified, meant &#8220;homeless shelter&#8221; rather than &#8220;animal shelter&#8221;. Since the headline was &#8220;Shelter to Shorten Euthanasia Wait&#8221;, I was flabbergasted for the 5-10 seconds it took to realize my mistake. Perhaps I would have figured it out sooner if I hadn&#8217;t read half a dozen of M. R. James&#8217; ghost stories before going out for take-out pizza.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I saw the top story in today&#8217;s local paper, my unconscious assumption was that &#8220;shelter&#8221;, not further specified, meant &#8220;homeless shelter&#8221; rather than &#8220;animal shelter&#8221;. Since the headline was &#8220;Shelter to Shorten Euthanasia Wait&#8221;, I was flabbergasted for the 5-10 seconds it took to realize my mistake. Perhaps I would have figured it out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orbilius"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1032"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1033,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1032\/revisions\/1033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.drweevil.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}