Suppose you're teaching at a boys' high school. On Monday, your students greet you by shouting: "Have you heard? X has been expelled for putting seventeen stitches in Y's face!"
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At the boy's school I teach at, it probably would have been almost exactly the same. Our boys tend to be storytellers anyway (I should know, I am one), so there may have only been 8 or so stitches, if any.
It's good to see there isn't anything specifically wrong with our students.
Posted by: Felix on June 28, 2004 02:22 PM