May 01, 2003
At Least I'm Not A Heretic

From Curmudgeonly and Skeptical, who only made it to the second level (this is a contest, right?):

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fourth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Extreme
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Any malicious souls who wish to seal my doom will want to note how well I rate on Prodigality and Avarice and drop something in the Tip Jar, or perhaps buy me something from my Wishlist. In fact, if enough people do that, I will move the ugly yellow buttons to the sidebar and make them some less obnoxious color. Unless of course I decide to listen to my Fraudulent and Malicious side and just take the money and goods without doing anything in return. (Actually, I'm planning to move them anyway, most likely this weekend: they look ugly up there.)

Posted by Dr. Weevil at May 01, 2003 09:29 AM
Comments

Ha ha, I was the Sixth. Just call me Dis!

Posted by: Andrea Harris on May 2, 2003 11:33 AM

I'm banished to the 4th, apparently. Puzzling, since I figured I'd wind up in the 7th...

Posted by: Ravenwolf on May 5, 2003 02:20 AM

I came this close to making into Level II, but I choked on the 'sex or good food' question. Really, I see no reason why I shouldn't have both... Level III for me, alas.

Posted by: Moe Lane on May 5, 2003 01:28 PM

Like Andrea, the Sixth...

Posted by: Kathy K on May 9, 2003 08:07 AM