. . . before I hit the road.

WarbloggerWatch has now updated their Enemies List to call me 'Nut Weevil' instead of 'Boll Weevil'. Wow! Sure didn't see that one coming! Too lazy to think up their own insult, and too stupid to come up with a clever one, WBW waits for me to hand one over prewrapped, with illustrations (see below). They should know that a nut weevil is not a crazy weevil, but a weevil that spends its time patiently boring holes in the nuts it finds. Sometimes it is disappointed to find that there is nothing inside. No need to check your pants, 'Eric': the nut weevil doesn't go for that kind of 'nuts'.