Iain Murray of The Edge of England's Sword has written a piece for UPI on what he calls 'globesity', the supposed global epidemic of obesity.

It occurs to me that it should be possible to come up with a more euphonious pun, one that combines 'global' and 'globular' (though some might prefer 'blobular'). 'Global globularity' is too many words: can any of my readers come up with something better?