I do it when I don't think people are watching.

Eat pork, I mean.

Now if we can convince more young attractive women to wear string bikinis to support the war effort!

You do realize, of course, that all the pork could tick off the Israelis. I think that the best way to anger the Islamo-fascists is to produce pictures of naked women a la den Beste.

I didn't mean to imply that you have to eat pork, Pejman, I just said I'm eating more of it.
Anyone who avoids pork for religious or ethical (i.e. vegetarian) reasons will just have to make up for it by increasing his/her consumption of alcohol, music, casual sex, drugs, porn, whatever else would irritate a mullah.
I think it's worth emphasizing that in liberated Afghanistan women are not forced to give up their burqas. Some still wear them, some don't, some probably go back and forth. (Even the most liberated Afghan high school girl must be tempted to get the old burqa out of storage when her complexion flares up.) Same with pork in America: avoid it if you want to, but don't try to stop me from eating it.

Out of personal conviction, I do not drink ethyl alcohol. My doctor says I should reduce fats (goodbye pork and bacon!). My wife would dismember me if I looked at pornography -- what am I to do? [ Maybe my answer is in the first part of the 3rd question -- I am already doing something to annoy the mullahs!! My wife works! She does NOT wear a burka! Maybe THAT will annoy the mullahs!]

Any other ideas for me (to annoy the mullahs)?

A Foth: yeah, just look at your wife's naked body while making love to her with Diana Krall playing the background. That would piss off the mullahs and throughoughly please your wife. Everybody wins!

And don't forget: any kind of music except military marches and Islamic religious music is strictly forbidden. So take your pick from classical, country, bebop, hiphop, and a dozen other varieties. And don't forget Jewish or Christian music. For the latter, you don't have to listen to 'contemporary Christian': there's the B-Minor Mass and a thousand other works.

Of course, dancing, flying kites, and watching G-rated movies are all unIslamic, too, or at least antiTalibanic and antiWahabistical. I'm sure I'm forgetting something else that is both thoroughly wholesome and extremely repugnant to mullahs.

Recommended listening: "Rock the Casbah" by The Clash. "Shar'ia don't like it..."

Oh don't worry, I'm not trying to curb pork eating. I just think that the excess porn (is there such a thing as "excess porn") is the most ecumenical way to piss off the Islamo-fascists. That's all.

One way to piss off the Islamofascists would be to ostentatiously read "The Satanic Verses" in public. In the West you are not likely to get shot by some nutjob for doing so. That's if you can stand reading Salman Rushdie, of course.