May 26, 2002
At Riper Years To Wittenberg He Went

In the last week, Eric Olsen of Tres Producers has given us two grippingly weird stories about his college years: In Fire, he tells how he burned down his dormitory with an unattended candle. In Creepier and Creepier, he tells of a near-fatal encounter with a demonic old lady and her evil eye.

All I can say is maybe he shouldn't have gone to Wittenberg University, which was, after all, Dr. Faustus' alma mater -- Hamlet's, too. Perhaps he was turned down by Transylvania U. Whatever, don't invite this guy along on a camping trip if your kids are prone to bed-wetting.

Posted by Dr. Weevil at May 26, 2002 12:42 AM