I hadn't checked in the last few weeks, but as of today I am the number one "weevil" on Google. Also number four. I had been stuck at number 34 for months. There are more weevils on the web than you might have thought: "about 112,000", according to Google. Numbers two and three are the Oklahoma Boll Weevil Eradication Organization and The Vine Weevil Advice Center ("dedicated to the control of the number one pest of British garderning"). There are three more boll weevil sites in the top ten.