A friend who doesn't 'get' warblogging, and thinks "it must be a guy thing", sent me this. She got it from someone named Sean in (where else?) Ireland. I hope the original author (who may or may not be Sean) doesn't mind me quoting it:

Two Palestinian women are walking down Jerusalem high street dressed in the usual Arab garb.

One says to the other: "Does my bomb look big in this?"

I should have hit the road already, but I just can't drag myself away from the terminal.