November 06, 2001
Cheney Goes Hunting

Though I'm sure it was primarily intended for relaxation, VP Cheney's pheasant hunting expedition has some nice side-effects: implicit support for the NRA, a manly sport to symbolize homeland defense, and other things too obvious to be worth listing. On the other hand, given the stupidity of many of America's enemies -- as evidenced in the recent claim that Rudy Giuliani is the 'Jewish, homosexual, governor of New York', whose father named him after 'Rudolph Hitler' -- and their often shaky grasp of English, do we really want to give Al Jazeera and the like the opportunity to claim that Cheney goes out shooting peasants for sport? Not that America has ever had any peasants to shoot, but how would the ignorant fanatics who support Osama Bin Laden -- a troglodyte in more ways than one -- know that? Would Michael Moore or Noam Chomsky, for that matter?

Posted by Dr. Weevil at November 06, 2001 10:00 PM